Here are 15 funny quotes about burgers:

1. "A burger a day keeps the sadness away."

2. "Life is too short to miss out on beautiful things like a double cheeseburger."

3. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy burgers, and that's kind of the same thing."

4. "I’m into fitness... fitness whole burger in my mouth."

5. "If at first you don’t succeed, order a burger."

6. "Burgers are the answer. Who cares what the question is?"

7. "The secret ingredient is always cheeseburger."

8. "When life throws you a burger, eat it!"

9. "All you need is love... and a burger."

10. "Why have abs when you can have cheeseburgers?"

11. "In a world of plain bagels, be a loaded burger."

12. "My diet plan: make all my friends buy burgers. No friends, no burgers."

13. "A balanced diet is a burger in each hand."

14. "The only circles I love are the ones with burgers in the middle."

15. "I'd stop eating burgers, but I’m no quitter."

Enjoy these humorous takes on everyone's favorite comfort food!