Here are 15 funny quotes about healthy sleep habits:

 

1. "I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and then I fall asleep."

2. "I’m good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed."

3. "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and constantly in need of a nap."

4. "I’m not a night owl or an early bird. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."

5. "Sleep is the best meditation – just ask my pillow!"

6. "I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need eight hours of sleep."

7. "Sleeping like a baby means waking up every two hours and crying for no reason."

8. "Why go to bed early when you can stay up late and regret it in the morning?"

9. "A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book. Just don’t try to do them both at once."

10. "I have a condition that prevents me from going to bed on time. It’s called Netflix."

11. "Nap all day, sleep all night, party never. Repeat."

12. "Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police."

13. "My idea of a good night is one where I don’t have to set an alarm for the next morning."

14. "I’m on a 24-hour energy-saving mode called sleep."

15. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it’s worth waking me up to see it."

Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and encourage some healthy, humorous reflections on sleep!