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Here are 15 funny quotes about "Jurassic Park":


  1. "Jurassic Park: Proof that bringing dinosaurs back to life is a rawr-some idea… until it’s not."

  2. "If 'Jurassic Park' taught us anything, it’s that sometimes, just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. Especially with dinosaurs."

  3. "I watched 'Jurassic Park' and now I’m convinced that velociraptors would make terrible house pets."

  4. "Life finds a way… to scare the living daylights out of you in 'Jurassic Park'."

  5. "Visiting 'Jurassic Park' is all fun and games until someone gets eaten. Literally."

  6. "In 'Jurassic Park,' chaos theory isn’t just a theory—it’s the main attraction."

  7. "Jurassic Park is like going to a zoo, except the animals can eat you."

  8. "The scariest part of 'Jurassic Park' isn’t the dinosaurs—it’s the fact that people thought it was a good idea."

  9. "Why did they call it 'Jurassic Park'? Because 'Extinction World' was too on-the-nose."

  10. "If 'Jurassic Park' were real, I’d be watching it from a safe distance... like another continent."

  11. "Jurassic Park: Where the park’s motto is 'We spared no expense,' except on common sense."

  12. "I don’t know about you, but 'Jurassic Park' makes me appreciate that chickens are the closest living relatives to dinosaurs."

  13. "Jurassic Park: The place where running in high heels from a T-rex is totally plausible."

  14. "Watching 'Jurassic Park' makes me realize that maybe, just maybe, some things should stay extinct."

  15. "Jurassic Park is the perfect reminder that when nature calls, it usually roars."

I hope you enjoy these quotes!

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  1. MakiiAugust 2, 2024 at 5:00 AM

    I just can't with these! They're hilarious! 😂😤

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