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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny quotes about steak:


"Steak: the reason my grill is still hot."

"A steak a day keeps the hangry away."

"I like my steak like I like my jokes—well done."

"Steak is proof that the best things in life are grilled."

"Eating steak is a rare privilege."

"Steak: the reason cows still smile."

"There’s no such thing as too much steak, just not enough room in my stomach."

"Life is too short for bad steak."

"A steak dinner is a rare treat, but it's well done."

"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy steak, and that’s pretty close."

"Steak is my spirit animal."

"If you don’t like steak, you probably don’t like joy."

"Steak: the only thing worth waiting in line for."

"Why chase dreams when you can chase a perfectly cooked steak?"

"When life gives you lemons, trade them for steak."

I hope these quotes add some humor to your steak-loving moments!

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  1. MakiiAugust 29, 2024 at 3:07 PM

    These are great jokes! I love these 😂😂

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