Here are 15 funny quotes about steak:

"Steak: the reason my grill is still hot."

"A steak a day keeps the hangry away."

"I like my steak like I like my jokes—well done."

"Steak is proof that the best things in life are grilled."

"Eating steak is a rare privilege."

"Steak: the reason cows still smile."

"There’s no such thing as too much steak, just not enough room in my stomach."

"Life is too short for bad steak."

"A steak dinner is a rare treat, but it's well done."

"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy steak, and that’s pretty close."

"Steak is my spirit animal."

"If you don’t like steak, you probably don’t like joy."

"Steak: the only thing worth waiting in line for."

"Why chase dreams when you can chase a perfectly cooked steak?"

"When life gives you lemons, trade them for steak."

I hope these quotes add some humor to your steak-loving moments!