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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny quotes about retirement planning


"Retirement planning is the art of making sure your golden years are really gold, not just shiny brass."

"Retirement: where every day is a weekend and every meal is brunch."

"Retirement planning means making sure your only worry is whether to play golf or go fishing."

"Retirement planning: because you can’t retire from the dream of retiring."

"I’m not retiring; I’m just changing my job description to ‘professional relaxer.’"

"Retirement: the only time when you can finally decide if you want to hit the snooze button all day."

"The best way to predict your retirement is to create it."

"Retirement planning is like a diet: it’s easier to start it than to stick with it."

"Retirement: when you stop living at work and start working at living."

"I don’t need a retirement plan. I just need to keep finding new places to nap."

"Retirement planning is just an elaborate scheme to make sure your only boss is your alarm clock."

"Planning for retirement: Because someday, you’ll want to be able to say, 'I’m off the clock!'"

"The key to a happy retirement is a good plan and a sense of humor—preferably both in abundance."

"Retirement planning: Making sure you’ve got enough saved up to afford the luxury of doing nothing."

"When you retire, you switch bosses—from the man at work to the man in the mirror."

I hope these quotes bring a smile and some levity to the serious business of retirement planning!

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