Here are 15 funny jokes about healthy weight maintenance:

Why did the weight loss coach break up with the scale?

Because every time they met, it just brought her down!

My diet plan for today:

Start with a salad, then a donut, and another salad. It’s all about balance, right?

I tried to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I think I need a restraining order against my cravings!

Why don’t diets ever work?

Because cake tastes better than being skinny feels!

I finally figured out how to lose weight!

It’s called not weighing yourself.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.

It’s called getting up from the couch.

I started a new diet:

It's called “You’re Gonna Finish That?”

Why did the tomato go on a diet?

It wanted to ketchup with its friends!

I have a lot of food in my fridge.

I guess you could say I’m “carb-loading” for a marathon I’ll never run.

What’s the hardest part of weight maintenance?

Staying away from the kitchen.

I’m on a whiskey diet.

I’ve lost three days already!

Why do I weigh more on Mondays?

Because I had a “light” weekend… Light on exercise, heavy on snacks!

What’s the key to maintaining weight?

Never step on the scale!

Every time I say no to snacks, I gain weight.

Must be the stress of resisting them!

I love long walks…

Especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me while I’m eating.

These jokes add a lighthearted touch to the often frustrating experience of maintaining a healthy weight!