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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about hydration:

Why did the water bottle go to therapy? It had too many issues with its self-esteem—it always felt half-empty!  

What did one glass of water say to the other? "Stay hydrated, my friend!" 

 Why don't oceans ever get dehydrated? Because they’re always full of their "sea" selves! 

 How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? Add a little spring water! 

 Why did the soda get kicked out of the party? It couldn’t handle all the hydration! 

 What do you call a cow that drinks too much water? A milkshake! 

 Why did the athlete bring a ladder to the game? To stay above the hydration level! 

 Why was the water so good at solving problems? It always went with the flow! 

 How does water introduce itself at a party? "I’m H2O—nice to meet you!" 

 What’s a water bottle’s favorite type of music? Liquid pop! 

 Why did the ice cube break up with the water? It felt like their relationship was on the rocks! 

 Why don't water and electricity get along? They just can't handle the current! 

 Why was the river always calm? It learned how to channel its energy! 

 How do you stay hydrated during a math test? Just work with fractions—they’re all about halves! 

 Why did the lemon refuse to join the glass of water? It wasn’t ready to commit to a life of zest! 

 These jokes are a refreshing way to keep the importance of hydration in mind while having a good laugh!

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