Here are 15 funny quotes about healthy weight maintenance:

"I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. I must be really good at hide and seek!"

"Diet tip: If you eat in the dark, the calories don't count. Trust me, I read it on the internet."

"I'm on the 'see-food' diet. I see food, and I eat it. Still working on the weight part."

"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries.' No wonder my weight isn't going anywhere."

"I have a love-hate relationship with my scale. It loves to tell me bad news, and I hate to hear it."

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch."

"Losing weight is like laundry: it’s better not to let it pile up."

"I burned 2000 calories today. I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven."

"My body is a temple, but clearly one with a fast-food drive-thru."

"They say the first step to weight loss is to stop eating so much. I say the first step is admitting I’m not ready to do that."

"I follow a strict diet: I avoid anything that makes me gain weight…like scales, mirrors, and pictures."

"I wish calories screamed when they were being burned. It would make exercise so much more satisfying."

"I don’t mean to brag, but I can eat my weight in snacks."

"Weight maintenance is just like a roller coaster—except there’s more screaming when you step on the scale."

"The only running I do is running out of excuses for why my diet isn't working."

These quotes put a humorous spin on the challenges of maintaining a healthy weight, making it all a bit more fun to tackle!