Here are 15 funny quotes about hydration:

"Stay hydrated or you’ll be walking around like a raisin with regrets."

"Water you doing if you’re not drinking enough? Hydration is key!"

"I drink water religiously—by that, I mean I drink it after every sin, I mean, snack."

"Why drink water when you can pretend it’s a magical potion that turns you into a hydrated human?"

"If you think drinking water is boring, just remember, you’re 60% boring."

"I don't always hydrate, but when I do, my body thanks me by not shutting down."

"Water is life, but coffee is a way of life. Balance, my friend."

"Hydration: because you can’t survive on coffee and sarcasm alone."

"Water is the only drink that won’t judge you for coming back for more."

"Sip sip hooray! Every drop is a step closer to not feeling like a desert."

"Hydrate or die-drate—there’s no middle ground."

"The secret to glowing skin? Water. And pretending it’s a $500 facial."

"Water: nature’s way of saying, ‘Please stop putting weird stuff in me.’"

"Hydration level: trying to drink enough water so I don’t turn into a raisin by 3 PM."

"Water is the only thing you can drink too much of and not wake up with regrets."

These quotes are a lighthearted reminder of how crucial and sometimes humorous staying hydrated can be!