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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny quotes about hydration:



"Stay hydrated or you’ll be walking around like a raisin with regrets."

"Water you doing if you’re not drinking enough? Hydration is key!"

"I drink water religiously—by that, I mean I drink it after every sin, I mean, snack."

"Why drink water when you can pretend it’s a magical potion that turns you into a hydrated human?"

"If you think drinking water is boring, just remember, you’re 60% boring."

"I don't always hydrate, but when I do, my body thanks me by not shutting down."

"Water is life, but coffee is a way of life. Balance, my friend."

"Hydration: because you can’t survive on coffee and sarcasm alone."

"Water is the only drink that won’t judge you for coming back for more."

"Sip sip hooray! Every drop is a step closer to not feeling like a desert."

"Hydrate or die-drate—there’s no middle ground."

"The secret to glowing skin? Water. And pretending it’s a $500 facial."

"Water: nature’s way of saying, ‘Please stop putting weird stuff in me.’"

"Hydration level: trying to drink enough water so I don’t turn into a raisin by 3 PM."

"Water is the only thing you can drink too much of and not wake up with regrets."

These quotes are a lighthearted reminder of how crucial and sometimes humorous staying hydrated can be!

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