Here are 15 funny quotes about the Internet of Things (IoT):

"My smart fridge just sent me a text: 'Out of ice cream again?' It knows me too well."

"The Internet of Things is great until your toaster starts judging your carb intake."

"Who knew my vacuum cleaner would be the one to remind me about my daily steps? IoT really has its priorities straight."

"I asked my smart speaker for a joke, and it said, 'You're the punchline.' The IoT is getting a little too smart."

"The Internet of Things: Where even your light bulbs can give you a bright idea."

"When your thermostat knows your schedule better than you do, you realize the Internet of Things has officially taken over your life."

"My smart doorbell just asked me if I’m expecting company. Apparently, it knows more about my social life than I do."

"I used to be the boss of my home, now my smart devices just give me orders."

"The Internet of Things: Because even your coffee machine needs Wi-Fi to wake up in the morning."

"IoT is great until your smart toaster starts burning your toast out of spite."

"When your smart home starts making decisions for you, you realize you're just along for the ride."

"I used to lose my keys, now I lose my Wi-Fi signal. Thanks, IoT."

"Living in a smart home means never arguing about the thermostat—just arguing with it."

"The Internet of Things is all fun and games until your refrigerator starts sending you passive-aggressive notifications about leftovers."

"Who needs a diary when your smart devices are already keeping track of your life?"

These quotes capture the humor in living with increasingly smart and sometimes overly-intrusive IoT devices!