Here are 15 funny jokes about paella:

Why did the paella go to therapy?
It had too many mixed feelings!
What did the shrimp say to the rice in the paella?
"We’re in this pan together!"
Why did the paella break up with the salad?
It couldn’t handle a side dish that green!
How does a paella chef solve problems?
One ingredient at a time!
What’s a paella’s favorite dance move?
The “stir and simmer!”
Why don’t paellas ever gossip?
They keep everything in the pan!
Why did the chicken refuse to join the paella?
It didn’t want to get too steamy!
What did the mussels say to the paella rice?
"We shell be the stars of the dish!"
Why don’t paellas tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beans!
What does a paella say when it’s finished cooking?
"That’s a wrap, shrimp!"
Why did the paella get promoted at work?
It always brings everything to the table!
How does a paella cook like to relax?
With a “rice” and easy day!
What do you call a paella that’s always in a rush?
Fast food for thought!
Why do paellas never get lost?
They always follow the recipe!
What’s a paella’s least favorite music?
Heavy metal—too many clams!

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